THIS is what Crystal Castles look like. YIKES. Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin you ain't!


Gah! Look at this hirsute man! Looks like he's wearing a hairsuit, if you knowwhatI'msayin! Hey giant twin caterpillars, good thing you're racing to get to the center of that guy's head! Bet THIS GUY doesn't eat pork, savvy?

And don't get me started on you neither, lady-alien! Christ you have the skull shape of a Na'vi priestess! etc etc

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