BY ARCHIE BEVINS
OK kids, come and vide comely Brit pornstress (and former Philosophy major) Roxy Jezel talking phenomenology and the existence of God, whilest smoking cigarettes in the nude.
She talks in a quasi-David Brent accent, and sums up a Cartesian credo as "think outside the box and that" (huh?).
Unlike Woody's nemesis Sasha Grey, she is (a) actually educated BUT (b) seems completely disinterested in being/pretending to be smart. Indeed, she seems only to be talking about this at the director's behest (as I learned from my travels in LA, porn valley is rife with over-educated semioticians). Also, Ms. Jezel is a far more talented pornstress than Ms. Grey.
Thus, I submit that this is more entertaining than all that Soderbergh nonsense (even Sex, Lies, and Videotape, i.e. the worst movie ever...)
TAGS: LOLz, porn, naked chicks, phenomenology, descartes, 3oh!3, brokeNCYDE
BY ARCHIE BEVINS
They posted Willie's new track "Anything Worse" on XLR8R and Pitchfork, and it'll be available soon (now?) on vinyl from the Lab. I DL'd it and was also watching the Tron Legacy trailer for the 714th time, and I was all "hey these sort of go together" and so 15 minutes later put this together. Thanks, Keepvid and Finalcut!
when I would have been the dude putting these up when they only had 5,000 hits or so.
As it is now, I "am slipping."
"I love you" to Brispace who told me about both of these.
The best ABC song ever is The Look Of Love. I love this song so much that one time I made Zubes shoot a video of me dancing around my apartment to it. Only she didn't press record til the end, when she thought she was stopping the recording. So basically if you watch the video it's me out of breath going "how was it?" and her going "yeaah!"
*alternate, less glammy version here
July 18 looms ever closer, you Christ-damned young people!
Here's more shit that I've "been saving"
Junior Byron ~ Dance To The Music 12 (vocal/dub versions)
My birthday is coming up, you sons and daughters of prostitutes. Saturday July 18 I will set Trophy bar on fire with the help of Rok One and Nick Hook from Cubic Zirconia.
In celebration/anticipation I'll give away a bunch of shit that I've "been saving" (the fact that I typed that is gay).
THIS SONG IS SO GOOD AND IF YOU DISAGREE, YOU ARE, AS THE BARD (SHAKESPEARE) SAID, SO WRONG I WILL LITERALLY DICKSLAP YOU.
John Paul Young ~ Love Is In The Air (12")
"I have not blogged in a minute."
-Me, if I want Nathan to make fun of me
I've decided to switch up my blog a bit. When I originally started, I wanted to focus exclusively on music, which is basically what this blog was about since its inception. However, I realized that
A) I don't listen to music anymore because
and B) I've realized that, because of A), I have many other things I want to complain about. And what is a blog if not about complaining!
So with this expansion hopefully blogging will re-commence soon, with new and exciting terrible things to commiserate over.
peace love empathy,
Kurt Cobain's suicide letter