Friday, November 21, 2008
Cleaning Out My Closet, pt 3
SPIN DOCTORS TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN LP
(The Spin Doctors confer over their 2nd album)
"No more fucking around. You guys ready to shatter some minds?"
"You bet your sweet goatee I am, Eric Schenkman! As sure as my name is Aaron Comess, I am going to lay down the tribal rhythms on our Sophomore LP! What about you, Chris Barron?"
"We are going to fuck the vaginas of the ears of America with the dicks of our instruments of our band!"
"Let's all take a soothing puff off this gigantic spliff and calm the shit down. First we need an INSANE gatefold cover for our record. To let people know how next level this Doctors album is gonna be."
"I suggest we fucking take a million photographs and cut and paste them together on the cover, so as to create an image that the viewer can 'turn upside down'. Then we'll call the album Turn It Upside Down. Also, I'm coked up out of my mind right now."
"We are going to fuck the vaginas of the minds of our audience members with the dicks of our cover art of our brilliance!"
"Good thing this is 1994 and Photoshop doesn't exist yet."
(ps- this album is on green vinyl and I also apparently put a sticker on it so I could play Cleopatra's Cat or whatever quickly in a club)

this is a joke right? you don't really own this record. no of course you don't.
Actually, Photoshop had existed for six years in '94. Holla at me Percy!